I Ate a Grapple
Today, I ate a Grapple. They smell lovely; my kitchen smells wonderfully grapey. However, the grapple tastes mostly like a plain ol' apple. Even the heady grape perfume loses some allure when you learn that it is due to the artificial grape flavoring that the apple is soaked in.
On the bright side, the excessive packaging ensures that your grapple isn't bruised! I've had way too many smooshed apples lately.